Here's what I've done for my 'Instructions Project' in which I chose to do a Caveman (being Ogg) telling people how to make scrambled eggs. With the help of some friends and funny ingredients.
Was quite fun doing this actually, apart from leaving it til the last minute as always haha
Hope people like it! It's not really to be taken seriously, kid's book meets instructions really. Fits the criteria of instructions... right ;)